May 2013
zukuku:
theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all started applauding n she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying
graffeti:
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
Am I too young to retire
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kfcofficial:
im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
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lanafan:
it’s lana del may
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glorys:
if someone could transplant their fast metabolism into my body that would be amazing
I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions
mrmisf0rtune:
ofmiceandmen-still-ydgn:
what’s forrest gump’s password? 1forrest1
I laughed a lot more than what I should have.
ohabutt:
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
otomuragakuya:
a sentence will always look like poetry
if you hit enter a lot
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
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lanadelrevupthosefryers:
*liveblogs loss of virginity*
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christoph-waltzed:
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
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lastofthetimeladies:
colinfirth:
buttpower:
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
#friendship has no place at the uno table
#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played
wank-stains:
Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes
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stays3venteen:
TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF
THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN
AND
I
AINT
FUCKING
SCARED
OF
HIM
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gossipquirrell:
you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO
deluminator:
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
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me: come on skinny legs, what happened here
