May 2013
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rhydonmyhardon: let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun
May 22nd
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earthnation: DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
May 22nd
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angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
May 22nd
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vaginalsalsa: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks This is what Yahoo spent $1.1 billion on
May 22nd
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espeonchan: it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
May 21st
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May 21st
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zukuku: theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all started applauding n she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying
May 21st
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graffeti: my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
May 21st
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May 20th
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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: Am I too young to retire
May 20th
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May 20th
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kfcofficial: im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
May 20th
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May 20th
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lanafan: it’s lana del may
May 20th
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glorys: if someone could transplant their fast metabolism into my body that would be amazing 
May 20th
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I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions
May 20th
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mrmisf0rtune: ofmiceandmen-still-ydgn: what’s forrest gump’s password? 1forrest1 I laughed a lot more than what I should have. 
May 20th
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ohabutt: in  middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is  the land of opportunity
May 20th
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otomuragakuya: a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot
May 20th
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hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept
May 20th
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lanadelrevupthosefryers: *liveblogs loss of virginity*
May 19th
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May 19th
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christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to. She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
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